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Franchise is a venture capitalist outside of Washington, D. My first car was a 1998 Honda Accord named Penelope. She was a deep plumb color, and I really loved that car.

He tries to live the teachings of the late comedian Patrice O'Neal (RIP) to attain happiness with women.

We had a good run, but Penelope passed away a few days before I was to start my first real job so I figured it was time to buy a decent car.

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After about two weeks of research, I decided to get either an Audi A4 or a Volvo XC-90 that was a couple of years old.

I drove past an imports auto dealer and saw a 2011 Silver A4 with low mileage and an SMD package that was priced about $5,700.00 below market.

I pulled into the parking lot, test drove the car, and went inside to talk to the manager about pricing.

The manager’s name was Ali and he was an overweight Middle-Eastern guy who looked like he had a lot of money. But I don’t know how many times I have been talking to a woman with a questionable past who has a higher kill count than Ted Bundy who acted like just because something happened in the past, it cannot, and should not, be used as an indictment of her character. When you think about it, everything that anyone has done before the very moment in which they are living is “in the past.” If you can’t judge a person based on all of the things that he or she has done, what metric are you to use?

He pulled up com and compared the price of the Audi I was looking at with other Audis in the area with similar mileage and said that he was unwilling to haggle because it was priced so competitively. And some people have an aversion to the word “judgment.” But as far as predictors go, looking at what someone has done is the best way to figure out what they are likely to do in the future.

I responded that I needed to see a Car Fax Report before I could continue discussing price. I’m not advocating that only untainted women should be fooled with (yes I am).At this point Ali stopped me, threw his hands up in the air defensively and said, “Whoa, whoa, whoa. What I’m saying is: every woman should come with a Ho Fax Report, confirming the number of previous partners, age, and a history of significant sexual encounters.Here’s why: It’s common knowledge that you can’t take a woman’s word on the number of sexual encounters she’s had. “Seven” can really mean 21, with 14 dudes that “didn’t count,” simply because they “weren’t in a relationship.” As I progress through my twenties, I have found that 27-year-old Becky likes to pretend that her 20-year-old self, who hosted more trains than Amtrak, never existed. We all know what it’s like to waste hours with a girl, buying her drinks and feigning interest in boring conversations about her vegan diet or her roommate’s kitty, only to find that she is uninterested because she has a boyfriend.Before I even ask you where you’re from, show me the Ho Fax.Even if a girl is honest about her number, a girl who has had sex with one guy a year for the past ten years is a lot different than a girl who had sex with one guy for five years and then had sex with nine guys in the past two months.Although knowing the skinny on a prospective girlfriend is the more respectable function of the Ho Fax Report, its utility in more hedonistic pursuits should not be undervalued.

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