Virtual sex chat game pics

As a trailblazer of casual sex and being skint, I am allegedly the prime example of the demographic that is turning to the Tinder i Phone app.

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” What more modern way to make that most basic binary decision of whether you want to shag someone than a game of real-world "Hot or Not"?

Social media has made us expert first-daters, well-versed in smalltalk and over-sharing with strangers.

The quick follow-though from swipe to sex is similarly instinctive for a generation with an appetite for immediacy.

Monday Turns out I've been signed up to Facebook as male, so Tinder is only matching me with women.

After ten minutes of contemplating if this is the Universe's way of telling me that I‘m not compatible with any men (Mum's been saying it for years), I realign my social-media gender.

I promptly get trigger-happy and tick "yes" to a local lad who “likes” me too. Maybe I'm being a tad picky for someone using a free hookup app?

On closer inspection, his pics are all selfies, which screams "I’m vain and don’t have any friends to take pics of me.” Another cutie introduces himself with a coy "heyyy" (words are stretched out on Tinder, for some reason – "How are you? ") but I note his height in comparison to his friends in group shots. Tuesday My sociopathic curiosity and appetite for constant validation are fuelled by Tinder's addictive swipe function.

I start consuming hundreds of profiles on boring journeys or in queues for a slow barista.

Oh, the immediate gratification of having eight suitors when I woke up this morning!

Didn't reply to any, but it's nice to know they're out there. This is London, it's normal to have never met my neighbours, but is it normal that I might be dating them online?

Tinder totally complements my lazy and attention-seeking personality. It usually takes me a few drinks to start talking to strangers but, thanks to my i Phone, I'm now virtu-flirting while I wee.

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